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614: "FINGERS" THE PIANO MAN Meet 'Fingers' the latest member to
join Bill's Cowboy band! Caught up in the music being belted out by the
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7" X 6" - $34.95 |
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7" X 7" - $34.95 |
615: "BAD TO THE BONE" - BIKER Cruisin' down the highways and byways
is the "iron horse' Cowboy known as "Bad To The Bone".
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616: DOCTOR TOOTH With skilled hands, a watchful eye and a trusting patient, let the "pains" begin! Well, seems a little 'gentle persuasion" is in order. So, the skilled professional throws his weight over the patient, grabs him by the tongue and starts to yank. |
7" X 6" - $34.95 |
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7" X 6" - $34.95 |
617:
Goin' For The Big One!
You're sitting back dangling your
worm in the water, sippin' on a cold one just starting to doze off then
WHAM! The adrenaline pumps as your pole bends then snaps! It's eerily quiet
for a minute then here comes a fish as big as Moby Dick over the bow snapping
at you. You scarmble and start back peddling. The fish is PISSED and now
has eyes on you! Hmmm...who's going for the worm now?
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618 - How Come Nobody's Ever Listenin' Till Ya Pass A Lil' Gas? Well, Be truthful now...who hasn't tried to let a "stealth stinker" in a room with people in it then ooops... It shows up complete with audio! People can be talking or watching TV but you let one slip and it's guarnteed someone will hear it. What's the deal... did the good Lord purposely install a particular frequency to these things? Too bad the mouse at his feet did not escape, proof that certain gases are indeed heavier than air! |
7" X 7" - $34.95 |
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7 X 6 - 34.95 |
619: The Thrill Of The Hunt Nothing like a good hunting trip to satisfy a man's hunter instinct. But unlike our ancestors, we have beer, chips etc. to make for a better trip. The pressure's off...It's not like if you don't kill you wouldn't eat.. You drift off for a spell and the whole dern forest comes out to laugh at you! A Duck waddles in for a swim in your beer, a rabbit kills off the chips and a coon is grabbin' for your gun! |
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620 - THE "FIDDLER" Meet "Fiddler" - sawing on his fiddle and playing it hot! When the Devil
went down to Georgia lookin' for a sole to steal Fiddler's the man with
the bow in his hand that really made the deal. Can you feel it?
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7" X 7" - 34.95 |
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